Ever wanted to meet Robin Haigh, but life just wasn't fortunate enough?
Well now you can!
For just £1.00 you can go for a romantic walk in the park with the enigmatic... dickhead.
1) Attractive females half price
2) You must live near London, as unfortunately, it must be a local park and he can't travel to you.
3) No weapons.
4) Come alone.
5) Don't bring a mobile phone.